This one time...

I'm gonna post all my embarrasing stories here.

In Kindergarten we read a book. It was about a girl who didn't eat lima beans, so she changed color. I don't know what scared me most, the illustrations or the fact that she changed color. No, it was the color changing. Freaked me out to the core.
Now, mind you, I was still in kindergarten. Even I knew this wasn't real, though. But I have a very wild imagination, so I just thought...
Flushing toilets used to scare me, color girl or not.
But going to the bathroom got me so scared, that I didn't want to go!
But I REALLY had to go. So... what do I do?
I pee in my seat.
Right in my seat.
And instead of trying to hide it, I raised my hand! Like a good little girl, I told on myself.

I have more, don't worry.

OMGee! you never told me that story

I know. Well... Now I did!

if i wasnt laughing so hard id actually feel bad

I got over it.

tell them about being afraid of throwing up ok maybe not thats actually kind of a sad story.

I threw up a lot of times, tweak.
Specify.

no when you were afraid to eat

Before second grade?

yeah

That's not funny.
At all.

thats why i said not to post it. Not many embarresing things happen to me

This whole conversation is funny...and if I wasn't incapacitated by laughter I would feel bad for you...poor little kindergartener.

I'm going to high school next year. That was WAY long ago.
How is this conversation funny?

thats what i was thinking

It's hard to explain...anyway, it wouldn't be funny to you two. You are the conversation. essentially.

Well, I wouldn't think it was funny cause I was like... starving myself.
But, I guess if you didn't know me very well, you might think it was funny.

IT IS DEPRESSING AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR ME.

FEEL BAD FOR MEEEEEE~

ALL THIS PRESSURE! OKAY! OKAY! I'LL FEEL BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!